Click through for a humorous piece about my St. Martin vacation — this story has chopped off horse heads, rude service personnel, hurricanes, helicopters, airline pricing schemes, Donald Trump, near deaths, and everything else you’d want in an engaging travelogue.
The Man at the Watersports Desk
My wife and I recently vacationed on a Caribbean island. The thing about islands is, they tend to be surrounded by water. So, you can’t really get to them on foot, unless you’re Jesus or something. Even then, it’s kind of a walk. (MORE)
And, if you do decide to get a print, I’ll use the money I make to buy myself an omelette or something. So everybody wins, is what I’m saying.
Henry the Worst, Laocoön and His Sons, 2014